That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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