I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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