why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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