is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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