i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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