I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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