loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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