He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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