Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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