he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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