North Korea, Best Korea!
I understand Curling. That high.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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