White coat. Heels.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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