i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The Olympian is in my bed
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
