Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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