I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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