How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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