but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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