Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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