i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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