i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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