I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
