i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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