I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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