I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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