Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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