My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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