By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You coming home soon, man?
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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