Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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