I think im going to throw up on grandma
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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