My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize