about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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