I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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