Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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