Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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