i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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