I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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