We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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