He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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