I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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