i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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