You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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