last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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