I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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