But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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