Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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