Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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