He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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