By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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