white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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