Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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