You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.