he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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