They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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