just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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