the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Farmville is her only friend.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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