Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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